ON THE ROAD TO ARMAGEDDON

KEROUAC 100

Happening by chance, yesterday, to catch the news that it was Jack Kerouac’s 100th birthday, it occurred to me that I can well remember the kind of world in which Jack Kerouac’s centennial would have been a much bigger deal than it is capable of being, today.

A full segment on the evening news would have been devoted to his life and literature; he would have been a feature on “60 Minutes”; bookstores (there were more of them back when I was a young man) would have been stocked up with copies of “On the Road”, promoting a Jack Kerouac sale of some kind in the weeks leading up to yesterday.  

Minus the sex and drugs (although not necessarily the driving), a miniature polity has a thing or two in common, it seems to me, with Kerouac’s celebrated roman a clef. There is a “beat” element to even the most conservative ephemeral realm and rolling these things along their trajectory can often seem like continuously typing on a single roll of paper from beginning to end.

Life, itself, can seem that way, too, I suppose.

The continuous roll of chaos and disorder upon which the third decade of the 21st century is being written is taking its toll on me, I don’t mind confessing, and I could frankly do without this endless insanity. These times of crisis-upon-crisis are not easily adjusted to and it is all wildly foreign to what I have been accustomed to in my lifetime.

One expects change, of course, and even welcomes it. But not like this. This…this is just brutal.

As a child of the 1970s (and early 80s) I had the advantage of growing up in a relatively stable era. I was oblivious to Vietnam (hostilities had concluded while I was yet a toddler) and to the cultural revolution which had just taken place, although even at a young age I could begin to make out that some major shift had occurred.

The 1970s weren’t all disco, bell-bottoms, platform shoes, and lava lamps. In any generation, the marks of previous generations can be seen, of course, even felt and, in a way, experienced--particularly if you happen to be the type of person who is acutely attuned to what came before you (as I think I have always been).

What millennials will not instantly grasp about the 1970s is just how much residue from the 1950s was still lingering about in those psychedelic years and how much of an impact the culture of those earlier times had upon the psyche of a child of the 70s.

In the 1970s, for example, there were still automobiles from the 1950s on the road and we still went to drive-ins (restaurants and theaters). Sure, we had color TVs by then, but we also had black and white TVs, as well. Black and white TV. Can you even imagine black and white TV?

The lingering presence for years of black and white television, in fact, made it very much less clear to us “youngsters” which TV shows were current, and which were not. As a boy, I watched “Leave it to Beaver” and “The Howdy Doody Show” just as my parents had when they were kids, not necessarily realizing that I was watching old reruns from decades ago. Add 50s retro shows like “Happy Days” and “Laverne & Shirley” into the mix and a kid from the 70s could be forgiven, I think, for being utterly confused as to which decade he was growing up in.

In the 1970s, while my mother was shopping for her groceries all at once at the supermarket, her mother was still having milk delivered to her at home by the milkman and was making weekly trips to the butcher, the baker, and the greengrocer at the IGA. I learned quite a bit about the fundamental differences between the “boomer” generation and the “greatest” generation, in fact, simply by observing the differences in the way my mother and grandmother shopped for groceries.

It's perhaps a bit amusing to me to consider that my grandmother’s way of doing it now seems rather more modern than my mother’s way. We have returned, haven’t we, to a time of delivered groceries and to shopping at specialized markets. How that pendulum swings.

There was no internet back then. Computers were strange, indecipherable contraptions used by scientists and the military. Nobody had one of those at home. Looking something up meant going to fetch an alphabetized volume of the encyclopedia from the bookshelves and hoping what you wanted to learn about was in there somewhere. The set of World Book encyclopedias I had to reference had been purchased in the 1960s, however, so my information was always outdated. That didn’t matter much, though. Everybody else had the same problem and the world wasn’t changing so fast that we couldn’t fill in the blanks (for the most part).

The world of the 1970s, in fact, was not—technologically speaking—that far removed from the world of the 1950s. We still dialed our telephone numbers on a big clunky land-line telephone hanging on the wall. We still rolled up the car windows manually with a crank (well, not my grandfather, bless him…he drove a Lincoln Continental and enjoyed the luxury, therefore, of power windows). We still got up from the sofa to manually change the channel on the TV. In school, we wrote things on paper with pencils, which we sharpened, constantly, using the single crank mechanism pencil sharpener provided to each classroom.

Political changes were another thing, altogether, of course, although in saying so I find myself reminiscing about the fact that a Norman Rockwell portrait of Dwight D. Eisenhower enjoyed pride of place next to the door of the principal’s office at my junior high school. Once upon a time, it seems, it was the practice to display the portrait of the sitting president there. After Eisenhower, nobody ever bothered to update it. And why should they have when half the flags in our classrooms had only 48 stars?

As kids, we didn’t know too much about politics, of course. We were led to believe that the president of the United States, no matter who he was, was a “moron” because our parents were constantly saying so. But what we all knew as a point of uncontestable dogma was that the Russians were the “bad guys” and that if we were not vigilant about fulfilling our civic duties as Americans, all those outdated 48-star flags hanging in our classrooms would one day turn red. Our teachers actually told us that…that the flags would turn red, and I puzzled mightily over how and why that might happen.

We were smack dab in the middle of the Cold War back then, and although we were far-removed from the days of the Cuban Missile Crisis, our teachers had been scarred for life by it and seemed all but certain that nuclear war was not only inevitable but imminent. We, therefore, as their pupils, absorbed their anxiety during air raid drill after air raid drill when we were suddenly jolted out of our studies by a loud, shrill siren alerting us to take cover.

I know the cliché image of schoolchildren ducking under their desks will cross your mind at this point and perhaps that’s how it was done in the 1950s and 60s but the drill was a bit different for us. By then, apparently, they had decided that classroom desks weren’t going to protect us from Soviet missiles and so a new system had been devised whereby we were all sent into the cloakroom (don’t ask) to sit on the floor with our backs against the wall “Indian style” while putting our hands behind our heads like perps under arrest by Five-0.  That, it seems, would spare us third graders from nuclear incineration. Take that, Brezhnev!

As stressful as that may sound to those of you who are too young to remember the Cold War, it must be said that those occasional air raid drills in school were actually hilarious and, the truth be told, they were just about the extent to which the threat of nuclear destruction affected our psychological well-being. The Cold War of the 1970s and 80s, let’s face it, was a very cold war, at least as far as any of us could tell.

We weren’t exposed to an endless bombardment of news and details back then they way we are via the internet, cable news, and social media today. We were, in fact, blissfully in the dark about just how close to global destruction the world might have been at any given moment. Even though the USSR had a nuke with my hometown’s name on it, therefore, our days were not spent in fear, agonizing about what was coming next. We did what kids did to enjoy life back then, which mostly centered around being outside in the neighborhood, playing games, getting into mischief, and popping an inordinate amount of Jiffy-Pop popcorn, as I recall.

When the Soviet Union collapsed in the early 1990s and the Berlin Wall came down, it was nevertheless an immense psychological relief. It seemed unreal, in fact. Suddenly, the big bad archnemesis of the “Free World” was no more. The Soviet Union had come and gone with nary a nuke dropped on us or them. Gorbachev turned out to be a good guy, and when he left, along came smiling Boris Yeltsin. The “Evil Empire” was, unbelievably, gone…poof…and its blood red flag was replaced by the red, white, and blue banner of a free and democratic Russian republic. You could have knocked any of us over with a feather. It was stunning to watch it all unfold…to see the USSR coming to an end on live TV without a shot being fired.

We had won the Cold War.

From that moment on, the game changed. There was now only one superpower, and it was us. The good ol’ USA. And we, of course, were the “good guys”. We really had made the world safe for democracy, hadn’t we? Well, apart from that pesky Middle East and a few other pockets of tyranny hither and yon, but we would soon change that, wouldn’t we? Even China, to our amazement, began playing footsie with capitalism (if not democracy). Communism was in extremis, except in Cuba.

Now things would be better. A thousand points of light were illuminating the promise of the 21st century. There was hope. There was optimism. There was excitement. There was hubris.

When the new Republican president of the United States declared that a “New World Order” had been established, he was right, and yet I couldn’t help but find myself worrying that there might be some pushback against the term “New World Order”.

There was. It became a great big bogeyman, in fact, which haunted the paranoid imaginations of the John Birch lunatic fringe, and that phrase would fester and magnify, out there, on the fringes of society, unbeknownst to the rest of us as we soaked in the sunshine and blue skies of the new day which had dawned.

I was a hopeful young man in my twenties, at this point, happy with the way life and the world were progressing. We were becoming a kinder, gentler nation (we really were, believe it or not). Persons different from ourselves were becoming less and less our enemies and more and more our brothers and sisters in a world that was becoming smaller and smaller by the day. We were travelling more, exposing ourselves to new cultures and new ideas, and we were happy to find ourselves becoming one, big, human family, cooperating with one another for a change (or trying to, at least). We were all becoming a bit more liberal in the Grunge era than we had been in the Reagan 80s.

Some like to cite 9/11 as the day that all began to change and they aren’t necessarily wrong, although the 2000 US presidential election was a damn good warm-up act. As earth-shattering as 9/11 was, however, the trajectory we were on was only interrupted by it. We would recover and go on to surprise ourselves at how marvelously progressive we had become by electing our first black president, a man with the middle name of "Hussein" (gasp). Not only that, but we would go on to re-elect him. 

It wouldn’t be until 2020 that the trajectory would change, entirely, becoming a quickstep retreat backwards into the dark ages.

Trumpism and the loud awakening of right-wing extremism, the COVID-19 pandemic, and now the horrific opening salvo in Ukraine of Putin’s bid to return us all to the brink of nuclear annihilation have come at us like a non-stop succession of steamrollers such that one begins to lose sight anymore of what “normal” used to mean. Since the election of Donald Trump, we have not been able to come up for air. Since 2020 darkened mankind’s doorstep, it has been nothing but crazy-upon-crazy.

Global strife and chaos seem to have become the new definition of normal. It is one catastrophe after another, now, without respite. “What next?” is the question each of us asks ourselves these days as we wait for the next shoe to drop. Just how many shoes does this bizarre era in which we now find ourselves wear, anyhow? Where did those thousand points of light go? Whence our new world order?

What were we talking about? Jack Kerouac? How quaint. What a badass he seemed to some at the time. The progenitor of the “Beat generation” (who bristled at the thought of being labelled as such). “On the Road” had to be revised to within an inch of its life to be published, so explicit and shocking was Kerouac’s prose at the time, yet the man would go to his grave insisting that his Catholic piety was the thing that really defined him.

The funny thing about Jack Kerouac is that he didn’t even drive his own car on that epic road trip of his. He couldn’t. Jack Kerouac didn’t know how to drive; his buddy drove the whole time. The man didn’t learn to drive, in fact, until he was in his mid-30s, although even then he never managed to get a driver’s license.

And like some insecure micronationalist trying in vain to artificially inflate the grandeur of his lineage, his story changed through the years regarding the origins of his family name. “Jean-Louis Lebris de Kerouac” is what he styled himself, a descendant (so he claimed) of a French aristocrat named Baron Francois Lebris de Kerouac. Gosh, don’t even the hippest of the hip do such things?

Jack Kerouac, athlete, military man, conservative (yep…a friend of Bill Buckley, no less), libertine, pious Catholic, divorcee, writer, beatnik, and would-be aristocrat drank his way through life, living to the ripe old age of 47 as a result. But he was breathtaking. Some guys just have that larger-than-life quality about them, I guess, and Kerouac obviously had that.

Kerouac claimed that one day while in prayer as a boy, God spoke to him and told him he would live and die in pain but would, in the end, be saved because he had a “good soul”. I have no doubt that he was saved; God does not create such one-of-a-kind masterpieces to go to waste, I’m sure. It would be too strange if God didn’t enjoy the life of Jack Kerouac. More and more I find myself of the persuasion that God is less impressed by chanting monks and weeping nuns than we imagine him to be. The prodigal son types, after all, with all their careless mucking about, are the ones he seems to gravitate to.

The Pharaohs and the Herods and the Putins of the human story are the guys God always has in his sights, though…those cruel self-important despots who want to keep all of us from living out our mortal mistakes to the fullest and most exuberant, who want us all to be on their own perverse and peculiar versions of the straight and narrow, as they lay waste to the systems in which the rest of us find the liberty to thrive, marching us along, as they do, against our will, on the road to Armageddon. 






THE HANOVER WORLD REPORT


THE KINGDOM OF GREAT HANOVER  .  2022

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